Places to be Explored…


Waiting list:-

  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raireshwar

Raireshwar is situated in Bhor Taluka near Pune, India. Raireshwar has a temple famous for its historical importance. The temple is very old and of stone structure, but it was later re-constructed in 18th century. Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj took the oath of Hindavi Swarajya in this temple at the age of 16 in 1645 and then created history. Its said that he had cut his little finger and taken the oath by dripping blood onto the Shivling. There is a large portrait of Shivaji Maharaj and his friends inside the temple. Thus, Raireshwar can be considered as an important place in Maratha history. It is situated in between various hills and forts such as Kenjalgad. The temple is on a plateau, which is full of beautiful flowers during monsoon. Best season to visit this place is Monsoon.

The way is a bit steep. Vehicles can be parked at the village down and people can walk towards Raireshwar. Nature is seen at its best at Raireshwar during monsoons. Kenjalgadh can be seen from Raireshwar at a distance. The places worth visiting on Raireshwar are Raireshwar Mandir, Gomukh Lake, Nakhinda (also known as Aswal Lake),Pandavleni.

It is very beautiful place to visit during June to February. Distance from Pune is 82 km. Pune – Bhor 56 km. Bhor – Korle 20 km. Korle – Raireshwar 6 km. many people come her for camping too and the villagers can help in accommodation and food on the plateau. You get lovely Mahrashtrian Bhakri along with Pithla and Tak (Buttermilk).

Confirmed list:-

  1. None as yet…

Migrating


In the intrests of a better layout, i am migrating to a better blog.
most probably it will be the below link

http://www.deepakmp.webs.com

please try not registering on any of the link on my site.. i have seemed to fark up the site and your id and passwords are getting disclosed.

Seeking a Rich husband…


‎”A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband”.. !

A young ‘n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

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Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
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I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style ‘n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income,’n it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names ‘n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks ‘n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, ‘n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” ‘n “money” : Person A provides beauty,’n Person B pays for it, fair ‘n square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, ‘n you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it ‘n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. ‘n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO…

Bhaag bhaag Dk Bose


daddy mujhse bola…
tu galti hai meri…
tujhpe zindgaani…
guilty hai meri…
saabun ki shakal mein…
beta tu to nikla keval jhaag..
jhaag… jhaag… bhaag…

bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag…
bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag…

Oh by God lag gayi…
kya se kya hua…
dekha to katora…
jaaga to kuan…
piddi jaisa chooha…
dum pakda to nikla kaala naag…
naag… naag…. bhaag…

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
abhi aayi abhi aayi abhi aayi abhi aayi
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag… abhi aayi yay…

bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag…
bhaag bhaag…

hum to hain kabootar…
do pahiye ka ek scooter…
zindagi… jo dhakelo to chale…
arre, kismat ki hai kadki..
roti kapda aur ladki… teeno hi…
papad pelo to mile…
ye bheja garden hai
aur tension maali hai

mann ka taanpoora…
frustration mein chherre ek hi raag…
raag… raag… bhaag…

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
hey, abhi aayi abhi aayi abhi aayi bhi aayi
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose abhi aayi yay…
daddy mujhse bola…
tu galti hai meri…
tujhpe zindgaani…
guilty hai meri…
saabun ki shakal mein…
beta tu to nikla keval jhaag..
jhaag… jhaag… bhaag…

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…

abhi aayi abhi aayi abhi aayi bhi aayi
bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag…

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose
abhi aayi yay…

bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag…
bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag…

Petition for banning of dangerous ” Di-hydrogen monooxide”


A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment.

In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical “dihydrogen monoxide.”

 And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting

2. it is a major component in acid rain

3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

4. accidental inhalation can kill you

5. it contributes to erosion

6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes,

six (6) were undecided,

and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

 

 The title of his prize winning project was, “How Gullible Are We?”

The fun of Quitting


I start this with a famous quote “Winners never quit” but then a brainy guy said “Its Better to Quit while you are at the top”. its not that I am not a Quitter but yup, I am sure loving it now.

Yup, You guessed it right. I have quit my job and it feels so good that I will be reporting to the new job within 13 days. The best part is that now since I have put down the papers, I can act like a bafoon here and still get away with it most of the time… Reason? “That bugger has quit. no use asking him to do anything”. who said that office life cannot be fun? Its one hell of a ball here.

Now, generally, when you quit, people advise you to keep it low. Reason is clear, NO PANGA AND YOU WONT END  UP NANGA.  I however beg to differ here. mind you If you are quitting, It is clear that you dont intend to work with your present organisation. you dont care about what your boss is saying cos you never cared anyways but had to do it since you were getting paid for it. You dont care about schedules as all you are working for, is yourself. so you can as well make it fun and get even with those were riding you for a while.

Right from day1, I (as an employee of Q.B.S.J) have been getting even with people who were till now up my arse. Unilateral Declarations have switched sides (obviously, I am my boss here). Timelines are strictly adhered to (i.e incoming and outgoing ). Projects are much more organised (refer the earlier line. I AM THE BOSS so this has to be). Dictatorship has been replaced with democracy (I, myself and my coleagues, who support me, are  the only voter). The office life has become far more unbiased (pun intended).

well, it was all fine till yesterday when i realised that i am getting a bad name here for being a dictator! Lol, Atleast they realised what a dictator is. You see, the relation of an employee with the company is just as good as his relation with his immediate superior. so if your boss is good, you love the office. if however, he is a Oaf, you have had it. and thats precisely why I was employed for 3.5 years before They decided to change him and I decided to call it shots! well, i called shots to the person rather than the office. buts thats an different story altogether.

coming back to the topic, the fun of quitting. The best part of quitting (and worst part of employment) is appraisals. generally, when you are apraised, your weaknesses are pointed out, you are reprimanded for every mistake and gory crimed you did. but after quitting, the whole scene changes, your seniors praise you al the time, you are the glitterball of the cubicle, no-one dares to raise an eyebrow at you, pointing fingers vanish and what not. you get those 30 seconds of fame almost everytime.

Everyday, your dept head will make it a point to praise you, even if you are doing nothing but doing shit.
You are talked to with outmost respect.
Your points regarding any topic are taken note of.
You are provided almost nil work and you relax your whole day searching internet for “what zulu tribes do at 2am -3am”.
Every second person you meet, exclaims “oh gosh you quit?.
A visit to the toilet is generally accompanied with astonished stares.
You can arrive late at work.
You can leave at any time (even leaving at 3 pm is considered late).
You can skip customer meetings and still get away with it.
The list goes on and on with your imagination being the only limit as to what can be done.

Frankly, This period is often interupted by a bugger (boss) who hands over some work to you. but frankly speeking, this period lasts less than 30 seconds and then you can return to your normal routine.Sometimes, The department head also drops in trying not too look suspicious (but you know it that he is) and praises you for your shitty design but who cares! I quit cos i wanted to. Most of the opinions dont matter to me now. The people whos opinions mattered are the ones who know why I have had to quit my job. And that is the whole point of it. I mean, I know that I am pulling the shots a bit too hard. I know that I wont be working with these (selected few) guys again. I know that this might be repeated again in future but I will prefer to get even rather than crib about not doing it later.

So if You stumbled upon this post by mistake, sorry for wasting your time. However, if you have quit and are open to sugestions, take this as a sugestion, GET EVEN.

Ps: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!! WAIT TILL YOU REACH THE OFFICE ;p

amby valley ride jan 26 photos


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