Note:- If you have any brains/grey matter/top floor of your body, please remove it and read ahead..

One-Point Office Dares
 
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
 
2) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
 
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye. ”
 
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
 
5) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way. ”
 
6) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
 
Three-Point Dares
 
1) Say to your boss, ” I like your style ” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
 
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
 
3) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
 
Five Point Dares  
 
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
 
2) Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
 
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Ramu”
 
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two.”
 
5) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.’
 
6) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!”
 
7) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again. ”
 
8) In a colleague’s OUTLOOK Calender , write in the 10 am slot: “See how I look in tights.” (5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
 
9) Carry your keyboard over to your boss and ask, “You wanna trade?”
 
11) Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
 
12) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
 
13) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
 
14) Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
 
15) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
 
16) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
 
17) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
 
 
And if that wasn’t enough for you.
How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
 
1) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
 
2) Put you r waste basket on your desk and label it ” IN ” ..
 
3) Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy. ”
 
4) Dont use any punctuation
 
5) Use, too.much; punctuation!
 
6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
 
7) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
 
8) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
 
9) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Hell fire. ”
 
10) When the money comes out of the ATM, cry “I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!! ”

 ps:- I have tried some of these in my office. If you want to be labeled as a straight shooter, you can try these..

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