This is how my friend explained me what marketting is all about:- 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go upto her and say ,"I am very rich. Marry me !
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl
One of your friend goes upto her and pointing at you says,
"He is very rich. "Marry him"
That's ADVERTISING


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say ,"HI , I M VERY RICH. MARRY me "
That's TELEMAKETING.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and
pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,"by the way, i m very rich. will you marry me ?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl
She walks up to you and says,"You are very rich"
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say. "I'M rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK !!!!!!!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say. "I'M rich.Marry me"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND and SUPPLY GAP


You see a gorgeous girl at a party with somone you know.
You go up to her and before you say,"I am very rich. Marry me !"
she turns her face towards you......... ......... ..she is your WIFE !!

 

 

 

 

That's COMPETITION eating into your market share

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