True engineers are known to be very technical. Infact so much that we can get a bit handfull but i guess its nowhere near to even our wild guesses.
 
 
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!      
     
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:         
With her consent 12 Calories      
Without her consent 2,187 Calories      
           
OPENING HER BRA:         
With both hands 8 Calories      
With one hand 12 Calories      
With your teeth 485 Calories      
           
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:         
With an erection 6 Calories      
Without an erection 3,315 Calories      
           
POSITIONS:         
Missionary 12 Calories      
69 lying down 78 Calories      
69 standing up 812 Calories      
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories      
Doggy Style 326 Calories      
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories      
           
ORGASMS:         
Real 112 Calories      
Fake 1,315 Calories      
           
POST ORGASM:         
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories      
Getting up immediately 36 Calories      
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories      
           
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:         
If you are:         
20-29 years 36 Calories      
30-39 years 80 Calories      
40-49 years 124 Calories      
50-59 years 1,972 Calories      
60-69 years 7,916 Calories      
70 and over Results are still pending      
           
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:         
Calmly.. 32 Calories      
In a hurry 98 Calories      
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories      
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories      
        
Results may vary!

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