Recently, I was lazing arround with my friend and we had a argument over a trivial issue. the issue was not that is worth discussing here but the line of thought of my friend were so hilarious that i decided to put it here.. (sorry buddy for putting things here, but i could not resist ūüėČ )
What he insisted was that we are being ruled by dick-heads, while i said that he was wrong cos dickheads would soon be thrown off by the inteligent ones¬†by virtue of¬†democracy. But my friend was ready with the following hilarious story which actually made me think over my idea of an boss so his story goes like this…

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

so the lesson i learnt from this is: You don’t need brains to be Boss, any fcuking asshole will do!¬†

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